Oh, thank you for this!
Well, well, well... What to say? Your blog is great, but this is so incredibly studip it makes me wonder if it is not written by some bored French guy wanting to see his or her antiamericanism confirmed.
Pardon? I see it as poking gentle fun at existentialism and the typical tone and style of blogs. I mean, "rueful"? "No badge, no gun, no exit"? "Camus, that fatuous ninny"? Cute and funny!